First two rows on a chain of 200 or so. Afghan work in progress.

First two rows on a chain of 200 or so. Afghan work in progress.

I just want to reiterate, old ladies do not give a fuck.

“I don’t usually see MEN crocheting. Ladies sometimes, but not MEN.”

Right, thank you, cool.

I like the different ways you can wear this thing. Hopefully my niece will too.

I like the different ways you can wear this thing. Hopefully my niece will too.

A cowl I made for my niece. Its not as wide as the pattern called for, but I used an entire skein of yarn and its done before Christmas, and that was what I was going for.

A cowl I made for my niece. Its not as wide as the pattern called for, but I used an entire skein of yarn and its done before Christmas, and that was what I was going for.

Hand modeling doesn’t come cheap.

Hand modeling doesn’t come cheap.

Bang. Finished both gloves. Being unemployed is fantastic for productivity.
Now, that’s one Xmas gift done. Hope I can knock out the next one in time.

Bang. Finished both gloves. Being unemployed is fantastic for productivity.
Now, that’s one Xmas gift done. Hope I can knock out the next one in time.

Behold the third dimension!

Behold the third dimension!

Fingerless gloves, mark two.
The last set were worked in a rectangle and sewed up the side to make the sleeve. These are worked in a spiral. I followed a pattern until it started to look like it was going to end up huge. Then I FREESTYLED.
what whaaaat

Fingerless gloves, mark two.
The last set were worked in a rectangle and sewed up the side to make the sleeve. These are worked in a spiral. I followed a pattern until it started to look like it was going to end up huge. Then I FREESTYLED.
what whaaaat

Nope. Fingerless gloves, y’all.
Very simple design - lacks thumbs and divisions between the fingers, so its just like a sock with a thumbhole. 
Quick to make. Got the pattern from “Erin Lindsey’s Pile of Yarn.”

Nope. Fingerless gloves, y’all.
Very simple design - lacks thumbs and divisions between the fingers, so its just like a sock with a thumbhole.
Quick to make. Got the pattern from “Erin Lindsey’s Pile of Yarn.”

What’s this? Relatively unadorned rectangles of crochet?

What’s this? Relatively unadorned rectangles of crochet?